Dad had a spider on his bed room ceiling and went out and bought a telescopic duster. We are planning to store it next to my other two telescopic dusters and all my telescopic vacuum hoses and pipes. This is when at age 82 you look up the word "dust" in the dictionary and do a Google search for how to get a spider. Aren't you glad there have been no spiders in my house for 54 years? I mean, what would we have done?
This was a few hours after he went to the store to buy milk and had to go back because he forgot the milk.