Tuesday, April 07, 2015

Wendig Competition







God had been working on the Earth project for way too long. It was really becoming just tedious.  There were a few things that needed changing, one in particular, but the damned eraser was absolutely shot.

"Fuck it," He thought as He cast the eraser aside, caring not at all where it landed. "Let them figure it out themselves."

The End

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2 comments:

  1. blah, blah, blah, blah - - - oh crap.

    So he tried a German eraser. It was much softer and didn’t have that wild Scotch hair trailing behind it. But the German eraser erased too many people so he tried white out. But the white out didn’t cover up the errors and he couldn’t seem to come up with the correct formula for black out. What was a God to do?
    He invented the autocorrecting typewriter that would allow him to back up one character and hit the same key stroke. The adhesive tape replaced the ink ribbon and lifted the error right off the world. But still - - - he knew that he had made an error of great magnitude. What was a God to do - - - what was a God to do?
    And then it came to him; how about inventing the word processor? And it came to pass that the Bro WP 3400 was born. However the software was buggy. The only thing that came out right was “Hey Bro - - - was happin’?
    Then the McIntosh Apple appeared to him in a dream. This reminded God of the last big problem that he had with apples so he abandoned that plan.
    He finally ended up with the Franklin Typewriter and lifted his mistakes with Wrigley Chewing gum.

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  2. ". . . Problem with apples." Heh heh. You should go to Wendig's blog and enter. Many different prompts to exercise your verbal facility.

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