I mentioned before how I can bring the longest comment thread on almost any blog to a screeching halt. It is kind of the same dynamic as always having beautiful weather when I am in Florida. I told my folks that whenever their community is having a string of awful weather they should pay to fly me down there because I have never had anything but gorgeous days. I don't mean the two instances are at all similar. It just kinda seems like it is a force I unconsciously generate. And I am betting if I thought about it long enough, I could probably harness it and make my fortune. Too bad I am too fucking old to care.
In the meanwhile, if you are a blogmaster, and you are too polite to say, "Shut the f- up folks and go home," link to me and I will drop one of my little bon mots, and believe me they are little, and the conversation will come to an abrupt end. This one site, I do not know how I ended up on it, but it is a bunch of stodgy philosophers and I get more hits from it than any other, and I have done it twice this week and it is only Tuesday. They go back and forth with me a while then drop their pens and walk away. But I look at my stats and it seems they enjoy it cuz they keep coming back for more. Too bad that particular demographic isn't big on reading contemporary love stories. I'd a been translated into German months ago.